Next time you’re drinking, lick and stick the label of your beer to your forehead, so when asked if you have been drinking, you say “nope, I’m on the patch.”

I don’t bring my ID to the bar in case I get carded, I bring it to remind me who the hell I am at the end of the night!

Here’s to a night we wont forget…and if we REALLY have fun…wont remember!

my mind thinks I can still party long and hard like I am still 18! Unfortunately my body says no I can’t…

gottawatchit:

Forever 1×03 ‘The Fountain Of Youth’: If I could turn back time

It’s a sweet show with fun and interesting characters, which is great. It stays heartfelt, but it also holds on to the mystery factor really well, which is great. And, the twist that Henry can live forever actually adds to the show and doesn’t become gimmicky, which just makes it awesome. Read the rest at gottawatchit.com…

Dear Bud Light, I think we need a trial separation. It’s not you it’s me… Maybe one day soon we can try again… I’m free next weekend how about you???

u all know who this is

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